I Can Get A Great Look At

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

I Was In The Pritikin Center In Santa Monica Once, Trying To Lose 30 Or 40 Pounds In A Month. I'd Work... On A Treadmill And With The Weights, But It Was Driving Me Nuts. So I Escaped. Tom Arnold Picked Me Up And We Went To Le Dome And Had Tons Of Desserts.

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.