I Can Either Cross The Street, Or

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On

Isn't It Amazing How Celebrity Status Preempts Even The Most Ingrained Hatreds?

The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan. It Will Match Your Investment.

It's Okay To Be A Fat Man. It's Prestige And Power And All Of That. But Fat Women Are Seen As Just Lazy And Stupid And Having No Self-control.

When I Meet Large Women Who Walk With Confidence And Are Articulate And Really Have An Understanding Of How They Walk In This World, I Love Them So Deeply For Being Able To Overcome Such Unbelievable Odds.