I Came Up With A Good Idea...

At Some Point, Some Insect Has Had Sex With A Leaf.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.