I Came Out Of The Womb Looking

You Don't Know How To Handle Anything Today, Because You Have To Go To Jail To Get Some Press Or Fall Down Drunk.

I Have Two False Hips, A Wired-up Right Knee, Two Crushed Discs And Scoliosis. If I Don't Dance, I Seize Up.

I Believe All Drunks Go To Heaven, Because They've Been Through Hell On Earth.

You Have To Work Hard For It, But First You Have To Want It, And Then You Have To Dream On It.

(on Marilyn Monroe) I Was Walking Down Broadway With Her And Nobody Was Stopping Us. She Was Going To (stella Adler's) Actors' Studio, And She Was Taking Me To Show Me What It Was All About. And I Said To Her: "how Come Nobody Is Taking Your Picture?" She Said: "well, Watch." She Took Her Scarf Off, Straightened Her Shoulders, And Draped Something Another Way, And We Were Surrounded. It Must Have Been 400 People. And I Said: "now I Know Why!"