I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.