I Brought You In This World, And

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

Any Husband Who Says, "my Wife And I Are Completely Equal Partners," Is Talking About Either A Law Firm Or A Hand Of Bridge.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then You Won't Get Any Here Either.