I Bring To A Role Everything I

I Hate A Liar. Maybe Because I'm Such A Good One Myself, Heh? Anyway, To Find Someone Has Told An Out And Out Lie Puts Him On The Other Side Of The Fence From Me For All Time.

Honey, We All Got To Go Sometime, Reason Or No Reason. Dying's As Natural As Living. The Man Who's Too Afraid To Die Is Too Afraid To Live.

I Don't Discuss Women At All With Anyone. There Are Good Qualities In All Women. Some May Be Lacking In Some Of These Qualities And Should Have Them. I'm Liable To Say So And Hurt Their Feelings, And It Wouldn't Be Meant That Way At All.

Disagreeing With The Fervent Patriotism Of The Confederates: "i Think It's Hard Winning A War With Words, Gentlemen. . . . I'm Saying Very Plainly That The Yankees Are Better Equipped Than We. . . . All We've Got Is Cotton And Slaves, And Arrogance." "i Seem To Be Spoiling Everybody's Brandy And Cigars And Dreams Of Victory."

When The Public Doesn't Want Me Any Longer, I'll Quit.