I Believe The True Function Of Age

The Only People Are Those Who Don't Love Anybody.

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

I Think Of Birth As The Search For A Larger Apartment.

When I Got [my] Library Card, That Was When My Life Began.

Sport Strips Away Personality, Letting The White Bone Of Character Shine Through. Sport Gives Players An Opportunity To Know And Test Themselves. The Great Difference Between Sport And Art Is That Sport, Like A Sonnet, Forces Beauty Within Its Own System. Art, On The Other Hand, Cyclically Destroys Boundaries And Breaks Free.