I Believe The True Function Of Age

Whenever I Doubt The Existence Of God Or The Goddess, I Look At Horses. Only God Could Have Made A Horse.

I Hate The Telephone. I Think The Lowest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Alexander Graham Bell.

I No Longer Idolize Reason. I Have Come To Accept That Ninety Percent Of What We Do Is Irrational And That We Spend What Little Rational Thought We Have In Justifying Our Irrationality.

If You Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

Mother Believed In Enjoying Herself. Aunt Mimi Believed In Enjoying Herself, Then Feeling Guilty About It.