I Believe That Sex Is A Beautiful

God Is Silent. Now If Only Man Would Shut Up.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

Some People Want To Achieve Immortality Through Their Works Or Their Descendants. I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

There Are Worse Things Than Death. Many Of Them Playing At A Theater Near You.

In The Shower, With The Hot Water Coming Down, You've Left The Real World Behind, And Very Frequently Things Open Up For You. It's The Change Of Venue, The Unblocking The Attempt To Force The Ideas That's Crippling You When You're Trying To Write.