I Believe That Man's Noblest Endowment Is

To Achieve Great Things, Two Things Are Needed; A Plan, And Not Quite Enough Time.

To Be A Success As A Broadway Composer, You Must Be Jewish Or Gay. I'm Both.

In The Olden Days, Everybody Sang. You Were Expected To Sing As Well As Talk. It Was A Mark Of The Cultured Man To Sing.

I'm No Longer Quite Sure What The Question Is, But I Do Know That The Answer Is Yes.

Success Is All Very Well As Long As You Don't Inhale.