I Believe One Should Be A Woman

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

Temperament Is Something That Is An Integral Part Of The Artist. Not Temper, Temperament. There Is A Vast Difference.

Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

You Should Never Say Bad Things About The Dead, You Should Only Say Good . . . Joan Crawford Is Dead. Good.