I Believe It's A Real Tedious Hostage

Anyone Can Cook But Only The Fearless Can Be Great.

I Believe It's A Real Tedious Hostage Negotiation To Have A Marriage Be What It Is.

I Was Very, Very Large As A Kid And Never Athletic, And My Home Life Was A Little Upside Down And I Never Felt Comfortable.

I Think I'm Better Wired For Television. I Love Variety As Far As A Project. I'm Easily Bored And The Schedule Of A Television Show, It Just Keeps You Going.

I Would Probably Be A Teacher If I Weren't A Comedian.