I Believe In Tomorrow And I Will

A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

Change, Like Youth, Is Purely Wasted On The Young.

What I Like Most About Change Is That It's A Synonym For 'hope'. If You're Taking A Risk, What You Are Really Saying Is, 'i Believe In Tomorrow And I Will Be The Part Of It.

Dreck Is Dreck And No Amount Of Fancy Polish Is Going To Make It Anything Else.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"