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Tobacco Has Not Yet Been Fully Tried Before The Bar Of Science. But The Tribunal Has Been Prepared And The Gathering Of Evidence Has Begun And When The Final Verdict Is Rendered, It Will Appear That Tobacco Is Evil And Only Evil; That As A Drug It Is Far More Deadly Than Alcohol, Killing In A Dose A Thousand Times Smaller, And That It Does Not Possess A Single One Of The Quasi Merits Of Alcohol.

Hamburger Steak Is Carrion, And Quite Unfit For Food Except By A Turkey Buzzard, A Hyena, Or Some Other Scavenger.

A Remedy [for Masturbation] Which Is Almost Always Successful In Small Boys Is Circumcision, Especially When There Is Any Degree Of Phimosis. The Operation Should Be Performed By A Surgeon Without Administering An Anaesthetic, As The Brief Pain Attending The Operation Will Have A Salutary Effect Upon The Mind, Especially If It Be Connected With The Idea Of Punishment, As It May Well Be In Some Cases. The Soreness Which Continues For Several Weeks Interrupts The Practice, And If It Had Not Previously Become Too Firmly Fixed, It May Be Forgotten And Not Resumed.

You Cannot Work With Men Who Won't Work With You.

To Please Men And To Kill Parasites Are The Only Uses Tobacco-its Ultimate Effects Are The Same In Both Cases.