I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs.

They Know You Can't Get People To Stop Smoking, So They Develop A System Of Informants. That's The Whole Idea Of Second-hand Smoke, You Know. Make Second-hand Smoke Dangerous And Turn Everybody Against Smokers. Then They Say You Can't Even Smoke In A Bar - A Bar! - Because Bartenders Have A Right To A Smoke-free "workspace." Ah, Bartenders, Those Health Nuts.

What I Can't Be Is Monogamous. That Tends To Upset People. I Just Don't Like Domestic Life.

Even When Freshly Washed And Relieved Of All Obvious Confections, Children Tend To Be Sticky.

To Me, O'hara Is The Real Fitzgerald.

Anti-smoking Sentiment Has Replaced Middle-class Morality Entirely. The Smoker Has Taken The Place Of The Homosexual. Today You Hear People Say Things About Smokers That Used To Be Said About Homosexuals - They Pollute The Environment; You Don't Want Them Around Your Children.