I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs.

I Drove A Cab. But All The Girls I Knew When I Was Young Who Had To Work - There Were Rich Girls - But The Ones Who Had To Work Were Waitresses. Because You Could Always Get Shifts In A Restaurant.

You Don't Have To Lay An Egg To Know If It Tastes Good.

People Have Been Cooking And Eating For Thousands Of Years, So If You Are The Very First To Have Thought Of Adding Fresh Lime Juice To Scalloped Potatoes Try To Understand That There Must Be A Reason For This.

Not Writing Is Probably The Most Exhausting Profession I've Ever Encountered.

I'd Like To Decide Who Comes Here. I'd Like To Be The Admissions Director Of New York.