I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs.

You Sit Or Stand In The Subway, And You Look Around - I Do, Because I Don't Have A Phone So I'm Not Playing A Game - And You See People.

Sleep Is Death Without The Responsibility.

To Me The Outdoors Is What You Must Pass Through In Order To Get From Your Apartment Into A Taxicab.

I Doubt There's Ever Been A True Thing Said On Fox. Maybe The Weather Report, Maybe Not.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.