I Believe In Prescription Drugs. I Believe

Once You Have A Firefighter In Your Family, Your Family And The Families From His Crew Become One Big Extended Family.

If You Had No Enemies, You Had No Fun.

You Can't Teach Somebody How To Be Funny. You're Either Funny, Or You Ain't.

The Thing With Movies Is, Because You Have So Little Time, I Always Feel Like There Are More Things We Could've Done With The Character. If We'd Done A Sequel To 'the Thomas Crown Affair,' What Would That Have Been Like? But For The Most Part, You Try Not To Think Of That, Because It's Just Going To Break Your Heart.

"yeah, Well, If You Eat Red Meat, It Stays In Your Colon For Fifteen Years!" Good! I Paid For It; I Want It In My Ass, Okay? I Want Them To Find A Meat Sweater From My Esophagus To My Asshole When They Open Me Up In The End! "this Guy's Covered In Meat! He's Meat-man! He's Meat-tracheotomy-man!"