I Believe In Art That Conceals Art.

Piety Is Like Garlic: A Little Goes A Long Way.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

There Hasn't Been A Day In My Life Since I Started Latin In Ninth Grade That I Haven't Benefited By The Lives Of The Ancients.

A Deadline Is Negative Inspiration. Still, It's Better Than No Inspiration At All.

If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own.