I Became One Of The Stately Homos

I Learned Very Early In Life That I Was Always Going To Need People More Than They Needed Me

I've Never Not Been Famous.

In Fact I Try To Spend At Least One, If Not Two Days Without Ever Leaving My Room. Because If I Didn't, When Would I Recharge My Batteries?

Every Day Someone Notices Me And Waves To Me, Or Stops And Speaks To Me, Or Asks Me For An Autograph, Or Photographs Me.

If You Truly Love Me, Kill The Bartender.