I Became A Specialist At Comedic One-liners.

Without Travel I Would Have Wound Up A Little Ignorant White Southern Female, Which Was Not My Idea Of A Good Life.

If The Accident Of Genes Has Put You In A Place Where You Can Be A Role Model, Then Be Somebody!

People Say You're Flirting With Death But Really You're Flirting With Life.

That's The Mistake Women Make - You Shouldn't See Your Makeup. We Don't Want To Look Like We've Made An Effort.

No One's Raising Children Any More. To Love A Child, You've Got To Work For It. You Have To Change Its Diapers And Feed It At Night!