I Am Writing My Life To Laugh

Man Is A Free Agent; But He Is Not Free If He Does Not Believe It.

As To The Deceit Perpetrated Upon Women, Let It Pass, For, When Love Is In The Way, Men And Women As A General Rule Dupe Each Other.

Worthy Or Not, My Life Is My Subject, And My Subject Is My Life.

Nobody Can Deprive Me Of The Fact That I Had A Good Time.

I Have Always Had Such Sincere Love For Truth, That I Have Often Begun By Telling Stories For The Purpose Of Getting Truth To Enter The Heads Of Those Who Could Not Appreciate Its Charms.