I Am Working On A Book Urging

I Find Nothing More Depressing Than Optimism.

Irony Is The Attendant Of Hope And The Fuel Of Hope Is Innocence.

Most People Who Seek Attention And Regard By Announcing That They're Writing A Novel Are Actually So Devoid Of Narrative Talent That They Can't Hold The Attention Of A Dinner Table For Thirty Seconds, Even With A Dirty Joke.

Americans Are The Only People In The World Known To Me Whose Status Anxiety Prompts Them To Advertise Their College And University Affiliations In The Rear Window Of Their Automobiles.

A More Or Less Accurate Measure Of Class In America Is Tv Size: The Bigger Your Tv, The Lower Your Class.