I Am Who I Am Today Because

A Lot Of Blood, Sweat, And Tears Have Gone Into This Career Of Mine.

I Had A Great Time Being A Salesman Because Of The Pitches That I Gave When I Was Selling Shoes. However, I Don't Think I'm As Well Versed In Shoes As I Am In Comedy. Being A Salesman Was All About Being A People Person, And I Enjoy Being Around People. I Also Love Talking To People - Which Is Why I Think I Did So Well.

I'm A Buffalo Wing Magnet, A Sandwich Fanatic, A Cheesesteak Guy. But I'll Only Get A Cheesesteak In Philadelphia. No One Else Does It Right.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.

Hartbeat Productions Is A Company Established By Me; It's Mine. I Run It. I Have Employees.