I Am Whelmed, And Not Overly Whelmed,

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Learned How To Draw From Being Bored In School. I Would Doodle On The Margins Of My Paper

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.

I Remember The First Date I Ever Went Out On. It Was In High School. Her Name Was Marguerite. She Was Kind Of A Heavyset Girl... I Took Her Out On One Date. We Went Out For Dinner And A Movie And A Dinner.