I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!