I Am Unusually Halloween-attentive, Because, As It

The One Thing I've Discovered About Social Media Is That People Love Answering Questions. In Fact, It Sometimes Feels Like At Any Given Moment, Millions Of People Are Online Who Have Been Waiting For Exactly The Question You Fire Off.

To My Great Surprise, Twitter Is Not Housed In A Silver Pod That Orbits Earth At Supersonic Speeds, Vacuuming Up And Then Dispersing Digital Bits Of Worldwide Chitchat; It's In A Big, Bland Office Building In Downtown San Francisco, Near A Bowling Alley And An Old Navy.

I Was Never Any Good At Remembering Dates, But Now I Hardly Have To. When The First Bulb Catalogs Get Delivered And The Hens Start Laying Again, That's All The Notice I'll Need To Know That Winter Has Passed.

Animals Can Seem More Pure. Without Complication, I Mean, Animals Are Selfless. What Animals Do For Us, They Do Out Of Instinct.

I Love Japanese Design And Fabrics. I Also Love People Who Make Clothes For Mass Consumption But Do It Well And Cleverly.