I Am Turning Into The Person I

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

My Boots Use Recycled Electronics And Recycled Plastics From The Ocean.

The Hardest Thing In The World Is To Have A Relationship, To Be Committed To One Person And Feel Vulnerable. Recently One Of My Son's Came To Me And Said ''it's Hard For Me To Have A Relationship, You And Dad Have Been Married Three Times Each.''

Rock Stars Are Like Prophets. There's Something About Somebody Who Can Get Up On A Stage And Sing. And Then When They Write You Songs, Forget It, Okay?

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.