I Am Truly Independently Owned And Operated.

Sometimes I Will Endanger My Own Life To Pleasure A Woman.

I Don't Want To Be A Reality Retro Star.

I've Had Plenty Of Big Hits And Plenty Of Big Misses.

I'm Not The New Kid On The Block Anymore. Writers Always Use The Phrase "aging Rocker," And I'm Like, "what Other Option Do I Have?" You're Either Aging Or You're Dead.

I Want To Tell The Story. Mostly, When You See Rock Movies, It Has To Be This Over-the-top Thing. I Want To Give People A Bret Michaels Movie Where They See That My Life Is A Comedy Of Errors. I Also Want To Show My Fans How To Get Through The Kind Of Troubles That Would Leave Most People Flat On The Floor.