I Am Too Busy Thinking About Killing

In England, We Have Such Good Manners That If Someone Says Something Impolite, The Police Will Get Involved.

I Do Have A Regard For The Musicality Of Language That Came From Bbc Sitcoms Like 'fawlty Towers.'

Murderers! Stop Murdering. Everyone Will Die Eventually. Just Sit Down And Be Patient.

And While We're On The Subject Of Ducks, Which We Plainly Are, The Story, 'the Ugly Duckling' Ought Be Banned As The Central Character Wasn't A Duckling Or He Wouldn't Have Grown Up Into A Swan. He Was A Cygnet.

Managing Wildlife? It's Wild! It Don't Need Managing, Leave It Alone.