I Am Too Busy Thinking About Killing

It Was Crushingly Disappointing As A Fan Of The Simpsons To Discover That It's Just You In A Room Speaking Into A Microphone. I Thought I Was Going To Become Friends With Homer Simpson, But Unfortunately None Of Them Are Real.

Democracy Is A Gleaming Excalibur - Let's Not Use It Just To Mend The Toaster.

I'm Buying Things For People I Don't Even Know. I'm Like Willy Wonka, But More Manipulative. Imagine If Willy Wonka Had A Devious Goal.

I Thought I Was Promiscuous, But It Turns Out I Was Just Thorough.

I Struggle In These Situations Not To Let My Madness Govern Me, And To Let The Positive Aspects Of My Character Define My Life.