I Am To Provide The Public With

Film Your Murders Like Love Scenes, And Film Your Love Scenes Like Murders.

In A Good Marriage Each Is The Others Better Half.

I've Become A Body Of Films, Not A Man, I Am All Those Films.

Our Original Title, You Know, Was `the Man In Lincoln`s Nose`. Couldn`t Use It, Though. They Also Wouldn`t Let Us Shoot People On Mount Rushmore. Can`t Deface A National Monument. And It`s A Pity, Too, Because I Had A Wonde.

One Must Never Set Up A Murder. They Must Happen Unexpectedly, As In Life.