I Am The Terrible Trivium, Demon Of

If Something Is There, You Can Only See It With Your Eyes Open, But If It Isn't There, You Can See It Just As Well With Your Eyes Closed. That's Why Imaginary Things Are Often Easier To See Than Real Ones.

Why, Can You Imagine What Would Happen If We Named All The Twos Henry Or George Or Robert Or John Or Lots Of Other Things? You'd Have To Say Robert Plus John Equals Four, And If The Four's Name Were Albert, Things Would Be Hopeless.

Just As I Thought: Boys Are The Cause Of Everything.

You See, It's Really Quite Simple. A Simile Is Just A Mode Of Comparison Employing 'as' And 'like' To Reveal The Hidden Character Or Essence Of Whatever We Want To Describe, And Through The Use Of Fancy, Association, Contrast, Extension, Or Imagination, To Enlarge Our Understanding Or Perception Of Human Experience And Observation.

But I Suppose There's A Lot To See Everywhere, If Only You Keep Your Eyes Open.