I Am The Best Damn Ass-kicker In

I Have Studied The Enemy All My Life. I Have Read The Memoirs Of His Generals And His Leaders. I Have Even Read His Philosophers And Listened To His Music. I Have Studied In Detail The Account Of Every Damned One Of His Battles. I Know Exactly How He Will React Under Any Given Set Of Circumstances. And He Hasn't The Slightest Idea Of What I'm Going To Do. So When The Time Comes, I'm Going To Whip The Hell Out Of Him.

It Is Absurd To Believe That Soldiers Who Cannot Be Made To Wear The Proper Uniform Can Be Induced To Move Forward In Battle. Officers Who Fail To Perform Their Duty By Correcting Small Violations And In Enforcing Proper Conduct Are Incapable Of Leading.

From Time To Time There Will Be Some Complaints That We Are Pushing Our People Too Hard. I Don't Give A Good Goddamn About Such Complaints. I Believe In The Old And Sound Rule That An Ounce Of Sweat Will Save A Gallon Of Blood. The Harder We Push, The More Germans We Will Kill. The More Germans We Kill, The Fewer Of Our Men Will Be Killed. Pushing Means Fewer Casualties. I Want You All To Remember That.

Duty Is The Essence Of Manhood.

The Duties Of An Officer Are The Safety, Honor, And Welfare Of Your Country First; The Honor, Welfare, And Comfort Of The Men In Your Command Second; And The Officer S Own Ease, Comfort, And Safety Last.