I Am Such A Bloody Talented Guy.

I Never Worried About Teams Who Spend What They Want To Spend. It Never Bothered Me. At The Moment We Have A Lot Of Middle Eastern Owners, We Have American Owners Of Course, Russian Owners. It Never Bothered Me One Bit. All I Was Concerned About Was That We At United Maintained Our Level Of Expectation, Be Competitive, Be At The Top Part Of The Premier League.

There Are Members Of The London Press Who Seek To Antagonise Me, Deliberately.

It Was The Most Emphatic Display Of Selflessness I Have Seen On A Football Field. Pounding Over Every Blade Of Grass, Competing As If He Would Rather Die Of Exhaustion Than Lose, He Inspired All Around Him.

They Say It Was Cesc Fabregas Who Threw The Pizza At Me But, To This Day, I Have No Idea Who The Culprit Was.

Go Make Your Mistakes In The First Team. You'll Learn More In A Month In The First Team Than You Will In Two Years In The Reserves.