I Am So Stereotyped Into Being This

If You Can Fix A Problem With Money, It's Not Really A Problem.

I'm Up At Like 6 A.m. With My Trainer, Running Up The Hill You Drove Up To Get Here.

I Think If I'm 40, And I Don't Have Any Kids, And I'm Not Married, I Would Have A Baby Artificially Inseminated. I Would Feel Like Mary, Like Jesus Is My Baby.

Kourtney [kardashian] Is So Freaking Cute, She Can Wear Everything.

I Remember When The Wave Of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek And These Beautiful Hispanic Women Came Into Light, And I Looked Up To Them And I Loved Them, But I Was Like, 'where Are Middle Eastern Women?'