I Am Single And Not Looking To

I've Managed To Do Movies And Still Keep A Lifestyle Where I Can Go To Ballgames, Go To A Grocery Store Like Everybody Else.

Dressing A Baby Is Like Putting An Octopus Into A String Bag, Making Sure None Of The Arms Hang Out.

I Like Girls Who Are Self-deprecating. I Like Girls Who Make Fun Of Themselves. If You Can't Poke Fun At Yourself, What Are You? I Just Want Someone With A Good Soul. That's About It. The Rest I'm Really Flexible On.

I Swear To God, If You Saw Me When I Am By Myself In The Woods, I'm A Lunatic. I Sing, I Dance.

If I Do Cardio I'll Disappear.