I Am Sincere, Ma Petite, Even When

I Loved Him, But Love Isn't Enough. All The Fairy Tales, The Romance Novels, The Soap Operas; They're All Lies. Love Does Not Conquer All.

That Was The Problem With Loving People: It Made You Weak. It Made You Need Them. It Made The Thought Of Not Having Them The Worst Thing In The World.

Hesitation Will Get You Killed.

No, Really, Ronnie, It's Good To Share Information When You Know Someone Else Is Dating The Lunarly Challenged.

Anyone Who Tells You Size Doesn't Matter Has Been Seeing Too Many Small Knives.