I Am Probably A Pseudo-intellectual.

I Know The Fashion Is That Everything Is Fair Game [for Comedy Material] But I Don't Believe That.

If Scotland And America Go To War, I'm Afraid I've Already Sworn In.

Mark Zuckerberg Was Named Time's Person Of The Year. I'm Sorry If You Don't Recognize The Name. A Magazine Is Something People Used To Read.

It's A Book. It's Mine. And It's Done.

Osama Bin Laden's Death Has Been In The News All Day. Leftish Stations Are Going, 'president Obama Saves The World.' Stations On The Right Are Going, 'obama Kills Fellow Muslim.'