I Am Passionate About Talking To Women

I'd Kill Myself If I Was As Fat As Marilyn Monroe.

It's Appalling That There Should Be Hunger Anywhere, But Particularly In A Country Like America, Where There Is Also Such Great Wealth.

I Don't Want Someone To Watch Sports In Bed. That Drives Me Nuts.

I Would Seriously Question Whether Anybody Is Really Foolish Enough To Really Say What They Mean. Sometimes I Think That Civilization As We Know It Would Kind Of Break Down If We All Were Completely Honest.

[on Her Seven-month-old Son:] When People See Me Carrying Him In The Street They Think I'm Being Attacked By A Short, Bald Man. But It's Just Me With My Little Fat Child.