I Am Only Young Once, Who Cares

There Is Some Argument About Who Actually Invented Text Messaging, But I Think It's Safe To Say It Was A Man. Multiple Studies Have Shown That The Average Man Uses About Half As Many Words Per Day As Women, Thus Text Messaging. It Eliminates Hellos And Goodbyes And Cuts Right To The Chase.

I Think Bitcoins Are Obviously Becoming More And More Relevant.

Americans Think That They Have A History, But It's Nothing Compared To Europe.

I've Already Exceeded My Expectations For Myself. I'm One Of The Most Influential People! I Mean Come On! I Wanted To Be... I Never Thought The Things I've Experienced In My Life, I Didn't Think That Was The Life That I Was Gonna Get To Live.

Whether You Like It Or Not, The Digital Age Has Produced A New Format For Modern Romance, And Natural Selection May Be Favoring The Quick-thumbed Quip Peddler Over The Confident, Ice-breaking Alpha Male.