I Am Not A New Journalist, Whatever

If Sigmund Freud Had Watched Phil Donahue He Would Never Have Wondered What Women Want.

As Far As The Men Who Are Running For President Are Concerned, They Aren't Even People I Would Date.

With Any Child Entering Adolescence, One Hunts For Signs Of Health, Is Desperate For The Smallest Indication That The Child's Problems Will Never Be Important Enough For A Television Movie.

Whenever I Get Married, I Start Buying Gourmet Magazine.

Plastic Surgery Is One Of The Ways That People Deal With The Aging Process. And I Don't Mean By Using It As A Form Of Denial, But As A Kind Of Negotiation With It.