I Am Much More Intelligent Than You

My Trophy Value Exceeded My Military Usefulness.

I Believe Firmly That It Was The Almighty's Goodness, To Check My Consummate Vanity.

I Have Been Driven Demented In My Career.

Prince Charles Is An Absolute Mountbatten. The Real Intelligence In The Royal Family Comes Through My Parents To Prince Philip And The Children.

Actually, I Vote Labour, But My Butler's A Tory.