I Am In That Everything [ David

You Can't Do Anything To Be Funny. That's Cringeworthy. If Your Humor Comes Out Of A Place Of Love Every Time, You Don't Make The Joke Bigger Than You. The Funniest Comedians Are In Touch With Their Emotional Level.

I Used To Make Fun Of My Friends Who Had Blackberries. And I Know That The Expression Crackberry Has Been Going Around, But Now I Fully Understand It. I'm Actually Addicted To A Piece Of Machinery, And That's Really Embarrassing

I Usually Save These Answers [on The Institution Of Marriage] For My Barbara Walters Special, But She Didn't Call So I've Never Been Engaged, Despite Popular Belief.

After Three Takes, [george Clooney] Is Like, 'we Got It,' And I'm Still Thinking, 'i'm Just Getting Used To This. I Shouldn't Have Done It In A Russian Accent.' No, He's Great. He's A Good Guy.

It's A Great Wake-up Call For Our Entire Industry: What Movies Are We Making? What Storytellers Are We Allowing To Tell The Stories? What People Are We Allowing To Be Cast In Those Stories? I Think We Need Newer Stories, And More People Given The Opportunity To Do Anything They Want.