I Am Happy As Happiness Goes, For

I Know I Am At The End. I Shall Never Get Better, Dear.

The Most Lasting And Pure Gladness Comes To Me From My Gardens.

I Was Beautiful. Now, Because I Am Old, I Take No Shame In So Saying.

My Agent Tells Me I Am Drawing The Largest Salary Ever Paid In The Halls Of England. Wonderful, Isn't It? For A Quiet, Rural Gardener Like Myself.

It's The First Time I've Seen Myself Act, And I Can't Say I'm Impressed.