I Am Full Of Gratitude For My

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

I Thought A Dignified Thing To Do Would Be To Live In The Country By The Time I'm 50 And Write Books

The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And We Turned It Round By Making Ourselves Celebrities.

I, As You May Know, Am No Stranger To The Organic Courgette, But I Still Cannot Work Out Who These Gay Footballers Are.

Just Because Someone's Dead Doesn't Mean It's Over. My Grandfather Died More Than 25 Years Ago, But I Still Think Of Him A Lot And Smell His Smell.