I Am Famous Because I Am An

Critics Don't Buy Records. They Get 'em Free.

Smile And Maybe Tomorrow You'll See That Life Is Still Worth While If You Just Smile

I Got The Message. All Of Us Get The Message, Sooner Or Later. If You Get It Before It's Too Late Or Before You're Too Old, You'll Pull Through All Right.

The Only Sport I'm Not Interested In Is Horse Racing. That's Because I Don't Know The Horses Personally.

Music Is Emotional, And You May Catch A Musician In A Very Unemotional Mood Or You May Not Be In The Same Frame Of Mind As The Musician. So A Critic Will Often Say A Musician Is Slipping.