I Am British. I Love Britain For

Sometimes Nudity Is Sexy. Sometimes It's Not. Sometimes Being Clothed Is More Sexy Than Being Nude. I Think People Tend To Get The Two Mixed Up.

There's A Scary Moment When You Realise You're No Longer The Youngest Person In The Room. Especially If You've Been A Successful Young Person. That's Followed, Of Course, By The Realisation That You're Actually The Oldest Person In The Room.

I Loathe, I Hate, Chick Flicks.

It's So Hard When You're Young To Look At Older People And Understand That They Have Been Where You Are. It's The Weirdest Thing. You Just Can't Get Your Head Around That, Can You? You Can't Get Your Head Around The Fact That Someone Who Is 60 Was Once 16, If You're 16. But The Fact Is They Have Been, And They Remember It.

I Was Never A Left-winger, Actually. I Was A Pretend Left-winger Because It Was More Interesting Than Being A Right-winger.