I Am Brave, Though I Am Alone.

I Like You Very Much. Just As You Are.

On Social Media People Tend To Show Off, And Post Their Most Attractive Picture, And Moments That Are Most Likely To Give Everyone Else Fomo (fear Of Missing Out). They Rarely Share The Moments When They Feel Down, Or When Things Have Gone Wrong And They Need Support.

I Will Not Sulk About Having No Boyfriend, But Develop Inner Poise And Authority And Sense Of Self As Woman Of Substance, Complete Without Boyfriend, As Best Way To Obtain Boyfriend.

Comedy Tends To Come Out Of Things Which Are Quite Painful And Serious.

I Had My Daughter By C-section, So Knew When And Where She Was Going To Be Born. I Got Freakishly Organized And Prepared A Group E-mail Birth Announcement. Unfortunately, I Accidentally Pressed Send All. I Then Had To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i'm Really Sorry But I Haven't Actually Had The Baby Yet." Then, When I Actually Did Have The Baby, I Felt Too Embarrassed To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i've Definitely Had The Baby Now."