I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.

If I Do Go To The Beach There Have To Be Certain Rules: It Can't Be A Pebbly Beach, There Has To Be Some Shade And There Has To Be A Beach Bar. I Don't Want To Go Off The Beaten Track.