I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.