I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

I Can't Watch Other People Doing Comedy. As Soon As Somebody Starts Being Funny I Have To Turn Off Because It Upsets Me. I Get Comedy Indigestion. I Just Hate Anybody Else Being Funny. That's My Job.

I've Never Been Prudish.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.