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If I Thought The Jews Killed God, I'd Worship The Jews.

I Am A Misanthropic Humanist... Do I Like People? They're Great, In Theory.

Just One Thing I Know For Sure, Chicks Dig Jerks.

Sometimes My Dad Even Gets On This Kick--'you Hate This Country'....i Have To Tell Him...i Just Hate Being Lied To.

...love Rather Than Fear...this Radical Philosophy Is Coming From Me, An Avowed Misanthrope...surely There Is Hope For Us All.