I Am As Confounded By Dogs As

Dogs Are Not Our Whole Life, But They Make Our Lives Whole.

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.

If You Don't Own A Dog, At Least One, There Is Not Necessarily Anything Wrong With You, But There May Be Something Wrong With Your Life.

We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!

We Are The Ones Who Have High Blood Pressure, Ulcers, And Heart Attacks, Not Cats.