I Am An Old-fashioned Storyteller. I Try

Most People Write A Lot Of Autobiography, But When I Came To Write Autobiography I Discovered That Nothing Interesting Had Ever Happened To Me. So I Had To Take The Situation And Invent Stories To Go With It.

Basketball Is The Worst Sport. They Need To Raise The Basket At Least Two Feet.

Yogi Berra, Bill Lee, They Were Irreverent, Poked Fun At The Stodgy Owners And Managers.

Someone Once Described The Pitching Of A No-hit Game As Like Catching Lighting In A Bottle.

Syzygy, Inexorable, Pancreatic, Phantasmagoria - Anyone Who Can Use Those Four Words In One Sentence Will Never Have To Do Manual Labor.